This toilet smells of aspiration
Glue. If it don’t fix your broken heart, you could always sniff it. Good old glue. Not very much different from a good old buddy, except although good old buddies can stick to you like good old glue does (although not with the same consistency you’d hope to expect), they don’t put hooks on walls for you to hang glue from. That is, if it’s the sort of glue that comes in buckets that, in turn, come with handles attached. (The glue is works!) Have you seen that sort of glue? I haven’t. But I certainly might have sniffed it.
Now, gum. That’s a different story altogether, gum. And smell too, of course. Although you don’t sniff gum. Gum, you chew. Unless it’s gum you got from the upas tree. In which case you’d chew, and then die, probably.
Don’t you think it’s funny how a tiny prick hurts, but a big dick is mostly pleasurable?
But the real question is: is it easier to glue gum, or gum glue?
Snort.
